It’s moments like these that make me happy I chose this profession. What other job lets you work from bed and talk about Lindsay Lohan’s breasts all day? None! At least none that I know of. But if you can think of one, please contact me and let me know what the job title is, because “I Write About Celebrity Tits All Day” doesn’t go over so well with the ladies. Anyway, enjoy Lindsay Lohan and her awesome clothing hangers.
