Lindsay Lohan cussed out a group of girls seated near hear at a posh Los Angeles sushi restaurant after the group tried to make fun of her. The girls convinced the sushi chef to design a special sushi roll shaped like an Oscar statuette - with toothpicks holding it upright on a plate:
Then, attaching a note that read, “Lindsay’s Oscar,” the snarky minxes sent it over to the 20-year-old star - who exploded, sensing they were goofing on her widely-reported comment that she wants an Oscar before she’s 30! Lindsay stormed over to the tormentors’ table, flung down the sushi Oscar, and launched into a long, unprintable non-acceptance speech that began, “Eff YOU…!”
How does Lindsay expect people to react to her retarded comments about winning an Oscar before age 30? That ain’t gonna happen unless The Academy decides to add a category for putting out. Even then, Lindsay wouldn’t be the favorite. My mom’s had that award locked up since the late ’80s.
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